By Jens - 13/07/2008 19:49
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About Cywake
Je joue à Lol, Zelda, Mario,etc.. sur tous les supports bref 42. Je regarde Sherlock et d'autres séries, aime les mangas, écoute du métal mais surtout je suis une Whovian ^-^
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Cywake's favorite FMLs
By fouine - 15/07/2008 12:13
Erreur de débutant
By manchoman - 15/07/2008 21:25
Triangle
By Miss13 - 19/07/2008 15:33
Tenue adéquate
By julia - 21/07/2008 12:53
By Bzubzu - 23/07/2008 06:43
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Castoramort
By Moiii - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By LoDM - 28/07/2008 14:07
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Bon pour les gens qui croient que c'est un fake , voilà un peu de détails (mais bon je vais pas faire un roman pour poster la VDM et en plus le nombre de caractère est limité). - L'assiette était bouillante c'est pour ca qu'il l'a faite tomber. - Le micro-onde se trouve au dessus d'un frigo et le ventilateur se trouve sur la plan de travail à coté de ce frigo, la lasagne est tombée en plein dessus. - Bien évidemment ce n'est pas un ventilateur si puissant qu'il a éjecté toute une lasagne mise en lambeau, mais une lasagne c'est rempli de sauce bolo bien juteuse et ca dans un ventilo, ben ca peut aller assez loin. Je rassure quand même les éclaboussures n'étaient pas si chaudes, par contre nous avions effectivement une chemise blanche (avant).
By Jay - 30/07/2008 10:03
By nmfrter - 30/07/2008 14:42
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contente que vous ayez aimé! mon chien est toujours aussi froussard... -_-
By I'll-kill-her - 31/07/2008 16:38
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#72 Ben oui, le lendemain je devais me lever à 6h du matin. C'est cool j'ai eu deux très longues heures devant moi pour prendre ma douche... Je me suis sentie un peu minable quand même de hurler comme ça... Ravie de voir que je ne suis pas la seule à avoir frôlé l'arrêt cardiaque :p
Un César, vite !
By HTRJ - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By héhé° - 03/08/2008 21:29
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@ titelolo07 et les autres => non ce n'est pas un fake, j'ai bien dit "échantillon" , le photographe a apporté dès le lendemain un petit album avec un petit visuel de toutes les photos et où tu peux choisir d'acheter celles que tu veux. bref merci à vous pour vos com ;-) ps : j'étais trèèèèèèèèèèès jolie lol
By hamsterkiller - 05/08/2008 13:14
By Anonyme - 07/08/2008 16:20
By vinnypunk - 14/08/2008 13:12
By lalilou - 17/08/2008 18:52
By pweet - 19/08/2008 18:09
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Ça me fait plaisir que vous vous soyez bien marré sur ma VDM. Y'a 5 minutes y'a encore un autre mec qui vient de sonner - oui ? - bah tiens ça, la porte elle parle - non monsieur c'est MONSIEUR PORTE - (éclats de rire) Je lui ai quand même ouvert à ce mec complètement bourré... J'espère que c'est pas lié avec les récents cambriolages dans mon immeuble...
By Dove - 20/08/2008 08:47
By paulu - 21/08/2008 14:43
C'eût pu être pire : c'est un hôtel de province, les clients sont adorables...et pas motivés à l'idée de sortir, même en cas d'alarme :D