Malaisant
By Inconnu - 20/10/2009 16:44
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By Inconnu - 20/10/2009 16:44
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By Husky pas être patient - 13/11/2009 11:36
By ... - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By nico94 - 15/11/2009 22:11
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By Elismah - 05/12/2009 20:31
Oula, j'imaginais pas que c'était si compliqué à comprendre comme VDM. Tout d'abord, c'était bien Rammstein à Lyon. 2èment je suis bien une fille. -C'était bien mon petit ami. -J'ai pas inventé cette histoire. -Rammstein, c'est du métal, métal industriel mais métal quand même, on aime ou on aime pas. -Je ne suis pas gay (mais quel idée) -Oui, c'était vraiment génial! -Perdre ses amis à Rammstein, c'est pas grav', mais quand c'est eux qui conduisent c'est mieux de les retrouver^^ -C'est pas moi qu'il cherchait puisque j'étais avec lui! -Et pour finir, je m'appelle bien Élisa (Quel perspicacité!)
By Andalousie - 12/12/2009 17:30
By BOgiiii - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Heleane - 21/12/2009 11:10
By Chocominie - 28/12/2009 05:57
By Zohio - 28/12/2009 15:54
Je tiens à préciser que la capote ne s'est pas complètement détachée non plus, on a réussi à la garder. Et effectivement, quand on a "que" ca comme voiture et qu'elle est vieille, on a pas vraiment le choix.
C'est moi qui ai posté cette vdm et je peux vous assurer que le "bocal" du poisson était plutôt un aquarium et ne vous inquiétez pas pour le nouveau poisson que j'ai acheter, je m'en occupe très bien.