LAISSEZ-MOI TRANQUILLE
By fanny - 28/03/2008 17:09
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By fanny - 28/03/2008 17:09
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By Ryudjinn - 12/04/2010 22:17
Ah si si, j'ai de l'humour, j'étais plié en deux quand elle m'a répondu ça. Et en effet, j'ai trouvé ça adorable. Mais c'est tout de même le genre de moment où on se sent un peu seul pendant une seconde et où on se dit "ouais .... nan mais OK, normal ...". Effectivement ça n'a rien d'un drame, mais j'ai eu envie de le partager tout de même.
By le ptit ragondin - 02/07/2010 19:33 - France
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By Morghause - 19/01/2015 21:24 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Déjà, merci de l'avoir publié, yeaaaaah, je peux mourir en paix o/ :D Cette anecdote est arrivée il y a plus d'un an en fait ; je l'avais proposée à ce moment-là mais elle n'avait pas été retenue... La 2e tentative fut la bonne :P Pour répondre aux commentaires, non mon cher et tendre de l'époque n'est pas un macho, ni dégueu, c'était en fait rien de plus qu'une blague... D'ailleurs même le fait que je lui ai proposé de faire le ménage vu qu'il s'ennuyait en était une, vu qu'habituellement, effectivement, on le faisait ensemble. Ou je le lui proposais pas, mais lui demandais ^^ Je remercie quand même tous ceux qui m'ont conseillé des réparties ou des façons de négocier pour la répartition des tâches ménagères! Je suis comme vous pour le 50/50 :)
By Anonyme - 25/04/2015 11:00 - France
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By Bart - 12/06/2015 14:40 - France - Lille
Salut, pour info, bien que la VDM commence par "Aujourd'hui", c'est en fait moi qui ai dit cela à ma mère il y a plus de 20 ans. Ca me fait bien rire de voir que certains préconisaient la taloche et d'autres me voyaient déjà futur délinquant. Et bien non, je suis encore bien élevé. Je vis aussi dans un pays où la fessée est interdite par la loi. Vos commentaires moralisateurs me font finalement bien rigoler. Croire que l'avenir d'un enfant dépend de la réponse de ma mère à cette connerie... :)