By micro_seller - 30/09/2013 11:46 - France
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J'aime trop rigoler ?
J'adore faire des rencontres , discuter et faire du sport ✨
Le seul problème c'est que je suis hypeeeer timide et du coup j'aurais du mal à faire le premier pas ?
Sinon j'adore le rock , la pop , l'électro comme styles de musique .
je n'aime pas les conversations débutant avec un
'coucou cava ?' .NON MERCI?
Je suis Charlie ⚡️?
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Lira55's favorite FMLs
By Cocopops1007 - 01/10/2013 15:07 - France
Bogoss
By Saucissedeveau - 01/10/2013 19:06 - Suisse - Saillon
La honte
By Anonyme - 02/10/2013 05:17 - Belgique
L'appel
By Sara - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Douai
By Katsounette - 02/10/2013 17:45 - Royaume-Uni - Glasgow
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By Anonyme - 02/10/2013 21:37 - France - Veyre-monton
Encore de l'argent gaspillé
By cloclomiss - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Tassin-la-demi-lune
By xVodkaPomme - 03/10/2013 06:54 - France - Dijon
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Pour ceux que ça choque, tant pis, je m'en moque plutôt. Je ne vois pas en quoi cette VDM n'aurait pas sa place ici, enfin bref. Et je dois dire que sur le moment j'ai trouvé ça plutôt comique, enfin, la façon dont il m'a sorti cela, avec un grand sourire, genre "C'est cool :D". Après ça reste un enfant de 9 ans.. J'en ai parlé avec la mère, elle m'a dit que sur le moment il ne s'en était pas rendu compte et ne s'en ai toujours pas rendu compte. ^^
By watchmedrown - 03/10/2013 08:03 - France - Valenciennes
Astuce vaisselle
By anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Belgique
Belle gamelle
By Spootnik28 - 03/10/2013 16:04 - France - Caen
T'es cheloue
By Petitemimi - 03/10/2013 17:32 - France - Paris
La bonne blague
By Quiproquo - 04/10/2013 04:21 - France
By NostalgiNut - 04/10/2013 14:42 - France
Shopping
By celinaclo - 04/10/2013 15:26 - Belgique - Li
By pcqvouslevalezbien - 05/10/2013 09:30 - France - Dijon
By chloextra - 05/10/2013 13:49 - France - Vincennes
By nocoment27 - 05/10/2013 15:46 - France
By poney - 05/10/2013 19:58 - France - Annecy
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM! ^^ Merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire (surtout celui avec le tatouage de la belle-mère)! Pour info, je travaille dans un salon de tatouage au Royaume-Uni, et mon collègue a bien fait signer une charte à notre gars. Mais comme beaucoup, il l'a lu à la va-vite, je suppose... Et ni moi, ni mon collègue ne nous sommes sentis obligés de préciser qu'un tatouage... et bien, c'est indélébile. ^^' Mais pas d'inquiétude, le client (qui pensait, je cite: "que ça s'effacerait progressivement") n'était pas si mécontent de savoir qu'il le garderait à vie, et j'ai pu terminer le tatouage comme il fallait. C'est un tout-tout-tout-tout petit bateau sur l'épaule, sans ornement et discret au possible. Donc pas impossible à cacher. Donc, je profite de cette VDM pour le rappeler à ceux qui ne le sauraient pas (si il y en a un, il doit bien y en avoir d'autres) que oui, un tatouage c'est à vie! ^^ Donc réfléchissez bien à ce que vous voulez vous faire tatouer, et au fait que vous l'aurez pour toujours! Parce que, pour répondre à #164, le laser ne donne pas de superbes résultats... A bon entendeur!!!