MillouMillou

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  • 30 years-old
  • Friday 10 November 1995
  • Single

About Milloumillou

Soit je nulle en maths, soit je suis bête... Ou les quatre ?

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speeder_lo... nonene fucci Yokan

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Milloumillou's favorite FMLs

Conference tells us more.

Conference 6

Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !

Tartou tells us more.

Tartou 5

Me revoilà, bon je vais vous expliquer en détails. Pour les plus curieux... Non la pomme d'adam ne m'a pas interpellée, quand on voit une belle femme blonde, la 20aine, avec les formes là où il faut, c'est une femme! L'idée que ce soit un homme ne m'est même pas venu à l'esprit. Pour la fin de soirée, je lui ai gentiment expliqué que je ne voulais pas aller plus loin, et que sur le coup, je n'étais plus apte à quoi que ce soit ^^ Tout ce que je peux vous dire, c'est que ça fait vraiment bizarre de voir ça! Si celà m'arrive à nouveau, je sais où vous trouver =) A bientot sur VDM