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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Maisons-alfort
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Maisons-alfort
By tiredmaman - 29/06/2013 12:52 - France - Argences
By SatanEnPersonne - 30/07/2015 16:02 - France - Limoges
By Mlp_V - 23/05/2016 23:21 - France
Bonjour à tous. Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Pour les précisions j'avais 100 euros, certes "pas grand chose" pour certain mais pour moi c'est juste énorme vu ma petite paye.. Pour répondre a ce qui ce demande pourquoi ce n'étais pas sur mon compte : simplement parce que ce serai passer dans mon découvert et je comptai sur cet argent pour finir le mois comme je l'ai préciser et donc non pour moi l'argent n'est pas secondaire. Je ne comprend pas du tout ce raisonnement.. La personne m'a ramener mes papiers certes, mais aurait pu avoir la conscience de me laisser l'argent avec. Le mot d'excuse n'étais pas non plus nécessaire d'ailleurs, j'ai trouver que c'était du foutage de gueule (pardonnez moi l'expression mais c'est clairement ça). Pour finir j'ai la chance d'avoir des parents en or qui sont là lorsque que j'en est besoin, je ne crèverai pas de faim ce mois-ci ^^.
By MamanDésespérée - 09/06/2016 16:47 - France
By Anonyme - 23/06/2016 13:57 - France
Alors, je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je viens de créer mon compte car je ne pouvais pas commenter. J'ai avouée à ma fille de 16 ans que c'etait bien moi qui l'avait postée comme vous avez peu etre vue dans les commentaires précédents. Pour les personnes remettant en cause l'autorité, j'ai bien entendue fais cesser leur guerre.