Métaphore
By La malice - 14/12/2008 22:21
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By La malice - 14/12/2008 22:21
By Bronx - 16/12/2008 18:52
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By La tordue - 28/12/2008 13:15
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By maladroite - 07/04/2009 20:18
By lou-yaricote - 20/04/2009 11:44
By Jana-1 - 09/05/2009 18:59
ahahah, merci à vous tous pour vos solutions. Mais je tiens à préciser que j'en ai quand même ri malgré tout et que je préfère attendre qu'il se réveille pour en profiter... tout de même!
By Prawned - 15/05/2009 15:44
By Coyotte - 05/06/2009 01:38
By Hypn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Camie - 18/06/2009 10:56
By Gojiraath - 02/07/2009 23:26
By lablonde - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Anthonyy - 17/07/2009 19:52
Merci à tous pour vos commentaires sympa. Ma fille s'appelle Elsa, et, oui, elle a un bon petit caractère, bien trempé. Surtout avec son papa qu'elle adore et qu'elle fait véritablement tourner en bourrique ! Le papa s'est, bien entendu, retrouvé tout benêt, complètement con devant la répartie de sa fille ! Mais qu'est ce qu'on a ri ! Elsa a tout simplement reproduit quelque chose qu'elle a vu ; j'ai l'habitude de leur expliquer les choses les yeux dans les yeux, en me mettant à leur hauteur, et en leur prenant le menton comme elle l'a fait pour expliquer les choses de la vie à son papa. Et, pour les inconditionnels de la télé, promis, on ne regarde pas Super Nanny à la télé ! Bises à tous, à bientôt !