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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Je suis l'auteur de la VDM :) Vous m'avez bien fait rigoler avec certains de vos commentaires ! Alors merci, parce que sur le moment c'était pas gagné... Et pour ceux qui se sont demandés qui avait reçu le SMS, c'est moi. Je suis désolée si ça portait à confusion. Enfin, comment le rendez-vous s'est passé ? Et bien... Plutôt bien :) On est resté bons amis. Je lui ai montré la VDM, il s'est trouvé con... En fait, ça partait d'une bonne intention ^^ La destination finale n'a pas été fatale ;)
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By Anonyme - 27/12/2011 03:19 - France
Et oui, ces reflexes qui nous trahissent... ^^ Déjà il faut savoir que c'est a l’étranger et que je suis la petite jeunette de la boite. Mon boss est un petit papi qui se sent très responsable de moi. Il m'a déjà interdit de venir au boulot tant que je n’étais pas enregistrée chez un médecin, de peur qu'il m'arrive un truc (il a fait un pacte avec ma mère...-no comment-). Il a beaucoup d'humour (et heureusement !). Sur le coup il a juste fait "Oh...ok !" et m'a serrée dans ses bras. Quand j'ai compris que ça n’était pas le but de la manœuvre je me suis sentie très bête. Toutefois, J'ai tout de même eu le plaisir d'entrevoir ma collègue derrière, toute rouge, faisant tout son possible pour ne pas exploser de rire. Ça aura au moins eu le mérite de mettre des sourires sur les têtes des collègues ce jour la :). ps: non je n'ai pas eu d'augmentation (flute!), et j'ai toujours mon emploi.