Niette

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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Niette's favorite FMLs

kany57 tells us more.

J'ai bien rigolé avec la gardienne de prison n'empêche!!

Athamo tells us more.

N'empêche que la blague, moi, je la connaissais pas... Faut croire que ma moitié si, surtout qu'elle était morte de rire en balançant ça. Mon érection en a pris un grand coup. Et genre, dites pas "ça se demande pas blabla", c'était dans le feu de l'action, je voulais juste l'entendre dire un truc du style "Oh ouiii" ou "Encooore" plutôt que les sempiternels longs et langoureux soupirs qui, même s'ils sont très agréables, sont relativement répétitifs. J'espérais pas un "Prends-moi comme un phoque lépreux", c'pas le genre de trucs qui me seksitent ! ='D Ça m'apprendra à vouloir pimenter ma vie seskuelle.

Gerard_Lambert tells us more.

Gerard_Lambert 4

#9: exactement en fait je viens de changer de dentiste et jusqu'à maintenant on ne m'avait jamais demandé de "cracher" vu que le précédent avait le bidule pour aspirer à l'intérieur (ceci dit c'est assez agréable de pouvoir se rincer la bouche à l'eau de temps en temps) :)

Audreymouth tells us more.

Alors, vous êtes nombreux à réagir sur ma VDM je vous expose les faits : -je bosse et je gagne bien ma vie -c'est moi qui paye le loyer lui les charges -ça arrive qu'il se paye des trucs avec ma carte et moi avec la sienne -hier soir nous avons eu une discussion sur les femmes ou hommes vénaux et on a dérivé et rigolé sur le sujet -ce matin je lui demande sa carte comme ça pour déconner et c'est vrai que ça m'a surprise qu'il me la donne sans rien dire et puis elle était dans le porte carte donc je n'ai pas vu le mot en question pour info aussi j'avais une robe et un haut à la caisse et j'ai fini par payer avec ma carte (après un joli fou rire) alors non je ne suis pas une femme vénale et j'ai un homme qui a un sens de l'humour que j'adore

Soubrette-Man tells us more.

Soubrette-Man 0

#24, je te rejoins. Je n'avais nullement l'intention de porter plainte ni de détester mon chef, c'était un bizutage plutôt rigolo et je n'en suis pas mort ! Les clients en ont eu pour leur argent aujourd'hui, et gardent un bon souvenir du CybCafé... Bonne ambiance et atmosphère détendue... Je comprends bien que certains auraient été choqués, outrés, ou tendus comme des slips, mais moi je suis d'humeur blagueuse et j'apprécie ce genre de jeu... Et je n'ai pas été forcé par le chef non plus... Mais bon, j'avoue que sur le coup, je me suis senti rouge de honte et géné dans ce costume^^, quelques heures apres j'en rigole beaucoup, et les photos seront un excellent souvenir !