By rhalovely - 02/02/2009 15:06
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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By rhalovely - 02/02/2009 15:06
By Malhikka - 04/02/2009 03:04
By Kaikoura - 04/02/2009 04:03
By kany57 - 04/02/2009 20:26
By Athamo - 05/02/2009 01:14
N'empêche que la blague, moi, je la connaissais pas... Faut croire que ma moitié si, surtout qu'elle était morte de rire en balançant ça. Mon érection en a pris un grand coup. Et genre, dites pas "ça se demande pas blabla", c'était dans le feu de l'action, je voulais juste l'entendre dire un truc du style "Oh ouiii" ou "Encooore" plutôt que les sempiternels longs et langoureux soupirs qui, même s'ils sont très agréables, sont relativement répétitifs. J'espérais pas un "Prends-moi comme un phoque lépreux", c'pas le genre de trucs qui me seksitent ! ='D Ça m'apprendra à vouloir pimenter ma vie seskuelle.
By instin - 05/02/2009 18:33
By Skooboutouf - 06/02/2009 15:03
By Cacafé - 06/02/2009 23:15
By Cactus girl - 08/02/2009 14:21
By poupoulou - 09/02/2009 06:43
By astroboy - 09/02/2009 16:27
By padbol - 10/02/2009 07:52
By Gerard_Lambert - 10/02/2009 11:04
#9: exactement en fait je viens de changer de dentiste et jusqu'à maintenant on ne m'avait jamais demandé de "cracher" vu que le précédent avait le bidule pour aspirer à l'intérieur (ceci dit c'est assez agréable de pouvoir se rincer la bouche à l'eau de temps en temps) :)
By Govamax - 10/02/2009 12:22
By Audreymouth - 11/02/2009 08:54
Alors, vous êtes nombreux à réagir sur ma VDM je vous expose les faits : -je bosse et je gagne bien ma vie -c'est moi qui paye le loyer lui les charges -ça arrive qu'il se paye des trucs avec ma carte et moi avec la sienne -hier soir nous avons eu une discussion sur les femmes ou hommes vénaux et on a dérivé et rigolé sur le sujet -ce matin je lui demande sa carte comme ça pour déconner et c'est vrai que ça m'a surprise qu'il me la donne sans rien dire et puis elle était dans le porte carte donc je n'ai pas vu le mot en question pour info aussi j'avais une robe et un haut à la caisse et j'ai fini par payer avec ma carte (après un joli fou rire) alors non je ne suis pas une femme vénale et j'ai un homme qui a un sens de l'humour que j'adore
By Soubrette-Man - 12/02/2009 14:08
#24, je te rejoins. Je n'avais nullement l'intention de porter plainte ni de détester mon chef, c'était un bizutage plutôt rigolo et je n'en suis pas mort ! Les clients en ont eu pour leur argent aujourd'hui, et gardent un bon souvenir du CybCafé... Bonne ambiance et atmosphère détendue... Je comprends bien que certains auraient été choqués, outrés, ou tendus comme des slips, mais moi je suis d'humeur blagueuse et j'apprécie ce genre de jeu... Et je n'ai pas été forcé par le chef non plus... Mais bon, j'avoue que sur le coup, je me suis senti rouge de honte et géné dans ce costume^^, quelques heures apres j'en rigole beaucoup, et les photos seront un excellent souvenir !
By micmac - 12/02/2009 19:24
By brogniard - 12/02/2009 22:19
By armailli - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By 76man - 13/02/2009 09:37
J'ai bien rigolé avec la gardienne de prison n'empêche!!