Le malaise
By espylone - 17/03/2009 07:48
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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By espylone - 17/03/2009 07:48
By Canop - 17/03/2009 08:44
By L-N-H-O-aux_fesses - 17/03/2009 10:59
By Ohhh-nooooooon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By boris-du-82 - 18/03/2009 17:28
By bubblelatortue - 18/03/2009 21:30
By chibre - 19/03/2009 09:46
By juju - 19/03/2009 19:55
By Lilythebee - 19/03/2009 20:52
Merci à toutes et à tous pour vos commentaires =) on se sent moins seule... Non bon pour précision, j'avoue que sur le coup je suis restée sans voix quand il m'a dit ça : je ne savais pas comment réagir... Mais bon, je l'ai regardé et il avait ce petit air narquois donc... J'ai explosé de rire ^^ et lui aussi a suivi. Comment bien finir une dispute ! =D
By JIJIPIZZA - 20/03/2009 20:30
By VingtTrois - 21/03/2009 13:26
Je fais du Ju Jitsu, je suis ceinture marron, et le marron avec le blanc bah ça fait rose.... =) Perso je dis kimono... Comme tout le monde :P. Bien sûr, j'ai deux Kimono au cas où j'ai un soucis en compet' et j'ai donc pu la faire, c'était plus pour la VDM que je laissais... Mais bon, à 70€ le kimono, la VDM est quand même bien présente...
By Poilauxpattes - 22/03/2009 18:56
By gentilchien... - 24/03/2009 17:26
By Marie-la-blonde - 25/03/2009 12:36
By Anonyme - 25/03/2009 12:42
By Zukinie - 25/03/2009 14:16
By lili75 - 25/03/2009 19:24
By OhmygodO_o - 26/03/2009 18:32
By harshsnap - 26/03/2009 21:23
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. J'avoue que pour le coup c'est un peu la honte, cela dit c'était un exercice qui devait être corrigé une semaine auparavant (donc j'avais un peu oublié), et c'était à 8 heures un lundi matin. Et j'aimerais bien vous voir suivre un prof qui vous fait copier des lignes de chiffres quand la forme de vos "7" ne lui convient pas, qui a des tics de visage et qui a des expressions comme "Vous ne voyez pas ? Il faut enlever les peaux de saucisson sur les yeux !" =D
By anicol20 - 02/04/2017 13:40
On a l'habitude de le traiter de coquin (sens premier du mot) lorsqu'il essaie de nous amadouer avec des sourires ou des calins opportuns... Il a emmagasiné, c'est tout... C'est juste la situation qui était drole (pas sur le coup je l'avoue). Merci pour les commentaires.