Lyss69

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  • 37 years-old
  • Thursday 27 April 1989
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About Lyss69

"Les femmes sont faites pour être aimées, pas pour être comprises"
Oscar Wilde

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Lyss69's FML badges

Top 100 April-May-June 2014

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Top 500 July-August-September 2014

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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Lyss69's favorite FMLs

ainexredneb tells us more.

ainexredneb 36

Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je tenais à vous apporter quelques explications. Je ne connaissais pas cette fille. Au début, je ne voyais que mon ex torse nu. Il faisait de temps en temps des petits bruits, ce qui m'a mis la puce à l'oreille. Quand il a fini de me dire qu'il me quittait, il a baissé l'écran de son ordi, croyant sans doute avoir quitté Skype. Et c'est là que j'ai vu la ... fille. Mon ex m'a donc laissée en larmes dans le train pour aller au boulot.

Metallica1990 tells us more.

Metallica1990 41

Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour info, ma VDM s'est déroulée l'année passée. Ce voisin faisait la fête tout les week-end depuis plusieurs mois, mon copain et moi redoutions le faite d'être en week-end. Ce voisin faisait la fête du jeudi au dimanche matin. Il faut dire aussi quand je suis allée le voir il était complément arraché. Et non mon voisin n'écoutait pas du métal mais du reggae. Quand je suis allée lui dire de baisser sa musique il était plus de 22h30, l'appart était tellement mal isolé que tout l'appart tremblait quand un voisin faisait une machine à laver. Les appartements étaient vraiment mal insonorisés. Pour répondre à certains, oui je suis assez bruyante au lit mais j'ai de bonnes raisons^^ c'est la faute à monsieur aussi^^. Je n'ai pas su quoi lui répondre sur le coup mais c'est pas pour autant que cette anecdote ne me fait pas rire ! Au contraire, je n'en ai pas honte je trouve ça rigolo, après c'est de la manière dont il l'a sorti qui a fait que je n'ai pas su quoi dire ! Voilà je crois que j'ai éclairé tout le monde. Bisou à tout le monde !!!