By Doc - 08/04/2015 16:02 - France - Valenciennes
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By Hairy Angel - 16/04/2015 20:58 - France - Simiane
By Anonyme - 17/04/2015 18:45 - France
By plancheapain - 26/04/2015 00:50 - France
C'est qui ?
By Tutevukantabu - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
Grindr surprise
By Zwin - 28/05/2015 09:00 - Pays-Bas - Haarlem
By Imaaneuuh - 09/06/2015 15:09 - France - Les-pennes-mirabeau
By Azujelos - 09/06/2015 19:41 - France
Azujelos tells us more.
Miam j'ai faim
By Bibi - 10/06/2015 09:44 - France - Nantes
By LaNonneBretonne - 12/06/2015 21:05 - France - Le Perreux
Courage…
By Anonyme - 17/06/2015 15:01 - France - Paris
Regardez !
By 7mois - 25/06/2015 20:05 - France - Wattrelos
By pasdepeigneplusdecheveux - 04/07/2015 23:37 - France
Feetichiste
By chouquette11 - 05/07/2015 21:12 - Royaume-Uni
Malaisant
By vospapierssvp - 08/07/2015 00:15 - France
La DRH
By apegase - 11/07/2015 22:39 - France - Lyon
By TicTacTuCrack - 22/07/2015 10:06 - France - Champigneulles
By asthme - 30/07/2015 20:28 - France - Saint Etienne
Noble et courageux
By Curtaina - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
Apte
By Briochette - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM (malheureusement je n'avais pas de compte avant..) Alors quelques précisions afin de calmer les ardeurs de certains radicalistes, qui s'énervent tous seuls sur un site comme VDM ! LE professeur est un enseignant chercheur et je suis déjà bien avancée dans mes études. Donc je n'ai pas 12ans et lui 56 non plus. Ce que j'ai décrit par "avances" n'étaient ni des sous entendus graveleux ni des attouchements punis par la loi ; mais seulement une conversation plus personnelle sur nos personnalités (et pas sur un de ses cours). Alors même si ça jette un froid (enfin pour moi particulièrement), c'est tout naturellement que ce genre de confessions sont venues. De plus ça fait plusieurs années que nous nous "connaissons" et nous n'avons pas une différence d'âge de 30ans. Vous pouvez alors dire que mes avances sont ratées : en effet ! Enfin, je ne vois pas pourquoi "dire son homosexualité à une élève, c'est signer son arrêt de mort en tant que professeur". Le fait est, c'est un professeur et il a donc la liberté de garder sa vie privée tel qu'il le souhaite. En revanche, gay ou pas, ça ne change rien. Un être humain comme un autre, et bien meilleur professeur qu'un gros con cinquantenaire macho !