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By Juliette - 15/09/2013 19:47 - France - Bordeaux
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By Juliette - 15/09/2013 19:47 - France - Bordeaux
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By Lilie33 - 21/09/2013 22:43 - Malte - Zabbar
Bonjour à tous, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Tout d'abord je suis trooooop contente qu'elle soit validée :D. Merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire^^ Petite précision, je suis en réalité la fille au doudou. Alors pour rassurer certains, bien sûr, il s'agissait de culottes propres^^ Et j'avoue ne plus m'en rappeler personnellement mais une fois ma mère m'a raconté cette anecdote et nous sommes parties dans un bon fou rire. La suite de l'histoire, c'est que ma mère a eu tellement honte que je n'ai plus eu le droit de trimballer les culottes en public après ça^^ Et rassurez vous également, je vais très bien aujourd'hui et j'utilise les culottes en sous-vetements comme tout le monde lol. Merci encore pour vos commentaires :D
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Bonjour à tous.. Je suis l'auteur(e?) de cette VDM et l'auteur(e?) de cet enfant....A tous ceux qui s'indignent (justement ou pas, pas grave), je voulais juste préciser qu'il m'avait fait bien marrer, et que ce n'est qu'un juste retour des choses, avec tous les surnoms qu'on lui affuble avec son papa depuis son enfance..(j'ai d'ailleurs hâte à sa puberté pour en trouver de nouveaux!!!). L'humour et la dérision font partie de notre famille, et quel délice de savoir que nous l'avons transmis à nos lardons. Sinon, il est sympa!!!!!! ;-)
By prout - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Le Canon
Coucou je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, pour info je fais un 38 (donc pas si lourde que ça lol) et apparemment le plus compliqué a été de faire attention à la seringue encore plantée dans mon fessier au moment du malaise (c'est pour ça qu'ils étaient 3). Et en effet, les mecs n'étaient pas des bêtes de muscles non plus. Mon chéri m'a dit ça pour voir si je réagissais et que j'étais bien consciente, et après il s'est bien occupé de moi ^^.