By Elnay - 03/02/2016 12:38 - France
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By Ananas - 11/04/2016 12:57 - France - Valbonne
Bonjour à tous ! J'ai beaucoup aimé la plupart des jeux de mots sur mon pseudo, ils m'ont bien fait rire ! Et je remercie toutes les personnes qui ont fait des blagues "nulles" dans les commentaires. Il y en avait que je ne connaissais pas. Au risque de vous décevoir, cette anecdote ne m'est pas arrivée personnellement. J'ai repensé à cette histoire qui date de quelques années maintenant en lisant les VDM en aléatoire. La vérité c'est que je suis l'une des personnes qui a créé cette unité de mesure ! Suite à une série de blagues particulièrement nulles faites par une personne de mon groupe , nous avions décidé de la prévenir à chaque fois qu'elle allait faire un bide en utilisant cette fameuse unité de mesure des blagues nulles. Les résultats ont été plus ou moins convaincants, vu qu'elle a continué à en débiter plusieurs par heure... Mais bon ! Plusieurs années après, quand l'un d'entre nous fait une blague (un peu... ou très) pourrie, il nous arrive de l'utiliser. Ça nous fait (sou)rire et ça nous rappelle de bons souvenirs. Je ne vous donnerai pas le prénom de cette personne, comme ça elle pourra continuer à raconter des blagues nulles en paix. Désolée... ;) Je vous dirai seulement que cette unité de mesure est le PA (et oui, le héros de cette histoire possède un prénom composé) dont l'échelle de valeur se décompose approximativement de la manière suivante: - De 0 à 1: Très bonne à potable. - 1: Blague casual, elle est ni tordante ni blasante. - 1 à 2: Ça en fait encore rire ou sourire quelques uns mais c'est déjà plus ça. - 2 à 3: Là c'est un bide total... Pour conclure, je me suis rendue compte qu'effectivement, en lisant le mail envoyé par l'équipe de VDM, on ressent beaucoup de joie et de fierté à être publié. C'est assez troublant parce que je ne m'attendais pas du tout à ce que l'émotion ressentie soit aussi forte. Maintenant je comprends un peu mieux les messages des gens quand ils commentent leur VDM ^^ Merci de m'avoir lue (si vous êtes arrivés jusque là) et n'hésitez pas à vous lâcher sur les blagues !