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By j'aitendanceàbloquer - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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By j'aitendanceàbloquer - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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Yes ! VDM publiée ! :D Bon comme vous l'aurez deviné je suis l'auteur de la VDM ^^ Cette anecdote s'est passée il y a environ 2 semaines (au moment de mon départ donc) et je suis bien arrivé en Australie :D Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire en tout cas ! Et oui, maladresse de ma mère qui ne s'est pas rendue compte tout de suite de ce qu'elle venait de dire ^^ En fait, elle voulait juste dire que si quelqu'un à la maison devait partir, je serais celui qui manquerait le plus au chat (sous-entendu que c'était moi qui m'en occupait le plus à la maison), mais elle l'a mal formulé x) Et je tiens à vous rassurer, oui j'ai fais un skype, et oui j'ai parlé à mon chat :p (il va bien et vous salue ^^)
Salut tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Concernant la castration, mon chat vient d'avoir 1 ans et quelques, on l'a récupéré quand j'étais en vacance, c'était un chaton sauvage assez maigre qui nous a adopté. Mais je vais sérieusement aller le faire castrer, car c'est vraiment un marquage de territoire qu'il fait, je l'ai déjà vu faire puisqu'il a pissé devant mes yeux dans mon armoire (mal rangé?) Mais bon je l'aime quand même, ça sait nous attendrir ces animaux là !