By YOKULELE - 24/01/2014 11:08 - Australie - Perth
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Hello ! Je suis l'auteure :) Personne n'a réagi spécialement, il y avait pas beaucoup de monde et puis c'était étonnant mais pas choquant. Et puis on en voit des belle dans les transport en commun ^^ surtout vers Tottenham.
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