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Bonjour à tous, Cette VDM que j'ai publié il y a maintenant quelques jours n'avait pas pour but de blesser certaines personnes,quant à leurs idées ou leurs origines. Tout d'abord, je voulais affirmer que cette VDM était réelle, nullement inventée. Je viens de quitter la Pologne, et j'adore ce pays ! Il est fort agréable à voir, à visiter, mes nouveaux polonais amis sont sympathiques, c'est fabuleux ! Alors pourquoi cette VDM qui semble les dénigrer ? Tout simplement, et cela va peut-être vous sembler étrange, pour dénoncer les préjugés. Je les déteste aussi. C'est pour cela que j'ai marqué au début que je voulais les écarter (aussi bien ceux qui annoncent qu'il n'y a que des pauvres, ou bien que c'est un pays du sexe etc). Ce que je voulais dire, c'est que ce pauvre inconnu, qui était sûrement pas très net, nous a demandé cela, mais cela ne voulait pas dire que ce n'était réservé qu'à la Pologne ! La France aussi a son lot de métiers classés plus de dix-huit, et ses nombreux préjugés (que je serais heureux de savoir, pour la culture générale !). Je voulais relever cette anomalie, montrer qu'il était seul, et l'absurdité de la situation. Mais dans les VDM, pas la place d'expliquer les sens implicites ! "Tu n'avais qu'à pas l'écrire, si tu n'étais pas sûre qu'elle serait comprise, banane !" me dira-t-on. Oui, j'ai peut-être fait une erreur. Mais le comique de la situation dans laquelle nous étions à ce moment-là, mes amis et moi... ! Habillés normalement, postures convenables... Franchement nous n'avons pas compris. Mais voilà ! C'était juste une exception ! Un cas, et sur le coup on voulait partager ce moment d'exaspération, de surprise, que nous avons eu. Je répète donc, je ne trouve pas la Pologne "un pays pauvre, pleins de prostiputes etc". Non ! Bien au contraire ! C'est un beau et sympathique pays, où je reviendrai avec plaisir. Je m'excuse encore, platement, face à ceux qui ont été outrés, exaspérés, blessés peut-être... Vraiment ! C'était juste un fait très isolé, et non la représentation d'une généralité... Au revoir à tous, et bonnes lectures sur VDM !! =) LearnToLive.
By Anonyme - 28/06/2011 17:02 - France
C'est moi l'auteur et finalement je m'en suis bien tiré ^^ Ils se sont dit que c’était de mon âge et ont rien dit a ma sœur. J'ai eu la honte quand même..