By Anonyme - 28/02/2013 15:14 - France - Paris
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, qui vient commenter avec quelques mois de retard :-) je n'avais pas de compte à l'époque et blablabla... Je suis étonnée du nombre de personnes pour qui la VDM n'était pas claire à la base! Donc si certains ont encore des doutes, la crotte n'était bien entendu pas de ma petite louloute (d'ailleurs c'est bien connu, les chihuahuas chient des paillettes, des étoiles et des arc en ciels... non?) mais bien celle d'un beaucoup plus gros chien! Bref, je ne sais pas ce que le bonhomme avait mangé ce matin là, mais il n'était vraiment pas commode et il ne m'a pas laissée m'en sortir sans me coller une amende quand même. Du coup j'ai pris une photo avec mon smartphone histoire d'aller rouspéter par après et j'ai pu faire sauter l'amende. Tout s'est donc bien terminé, mais je me serais bien passée de toutes ces emmerdes (et allez expliquer à vos potes pourquoi vous avez une photo de votre chien à côté d'une crotte géante aussi, vous verrez, c'est super!) Voilà donc la fin de l'histoire :-)