Les relous
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - États-Unis - San Diego
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - États-Unis - San Diego
By rainperson - 06/10/2015 12:26 - France - Paris
By pyrocastor - 03/01/2016 23:00 - France - La Roche
By boulets - 28/01/2016 16:00 - France
By jpelo - 03/03/2016 23:01 - France
By decouvertsinul - 11/04/2016 16:18 - France - Champigneulles
By janeblond - 14/04/2016 15:58 - Luxembourg - Béreldange
By Confession - 26/04/2016 20:31 - Belgique
By Fantasticxbox - 28/04/2016 22:37 - France
By croquetdog - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Quimper
By Maevaetenzo - 08/05/2016 22:19 - France - Bruz
By Julie - 22/06/2016 09:40 - France
By Unpigeon - 14/07/2016 21:59
By Cerveau-lent - 19/07/2016 15:14
By Machy2035 - 28/07/2016 11:46 - Nigéria
ça alors, ma VDM est acceptée! Pour résumer, j'habite à 300km de chez mes parents. Ayant une phobie sociale, j'ai une routine et je sors rarement le soir. Ma mère a l'habitude de me téléphoner à heure fixe pour prendre des nouvelles (mais pas tous les jours) et quand je n'ai pas répondu, elle a imaginé le pire! On en a reparlé depuis et maintenant, quand je ne réponds pas, elle suppose que mon portable est déchargé. D'ailleurs, ça s'est passé il y a plusieurs années. Quant à mon voisin, c'est un retraité très gentil que je considère un peu comme une sorte de grand-père. C'est pour ça que ma mère l'a appelé en priorité. Oh, et j'ai deux frères et soeurs. Je suis l'enfant du milieu mais j'ai toujours été le spécimen timide de la famille. C'est peut-être ça. Bonne journée à tous. :)