Flemmard
By LizD2312 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
By LizD2312 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 25/09/2016 10:24 - France - Nantes
By Gardien de zoo - 26/09/2016 04:59 - France - Châtenois-les-forges
By 6mois - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
By Pétouz la louz - 28/09/2016 19:06 - France
By vildevil - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
By Shazy - 29/09/2016 18:13 - France - Vienne
By Mamanfatiguee - 04/10/2016 12:38 - France - Rive-de-gier
By Anonyme - 06/10/2016 11:31 - France - Vienne
By piinklaura - 07/10/2016 14:53 - France - Paris
By RoucoolGirl - 10/10/2016 18:32 - France - Toulouse
By ninnou12 - 11/10/2016 08:38 - France - P?renchies
By Owena - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Clermont
By Vroum - 12/10/2016 15:35 - France - Saint-julien-de-concelles
By Jusqu'à l'os - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
By CHAgrume - 16/10/2016 20:22 - France - Saint-quentin-la-poterie
Author speaking ! Le chat va bien, nous avons bien entendu rouvert illico. Par contre il a fallu attendre 1/2h qu'elle veuille bien sortir, elle est devenue craintive avec les travaux. Pour les fans de Poe, sachez que je n'ai pas caché mon mari sous le plancher. (Et je me valide 1000x le TBLM :) le VDM est plutôt pour le chat)
By Ororanie - 19/10/2016 18:29 - France
By Anonyme - 20/10/2016 09:57 - France
By Nana - 20/10/2016 10:49 - France
By Toxic_Butterfly - 23/10/2016 00:46
Bonsoir à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM !! Vos commentaires m'ont beaucoup fait rire!!! :-) Alors pour la petite histoire, le jeune homme est bien le père du nouveau-né, et la dame est bien la mère !! Je pense que la fatigue (à elle comme à moi...aha) a fait qu'il y a eu un petit quiproquo ! Pour répondre aux personnes qui insinuent en quelque sorte que je ferai une mauvaise soignante plus tard, que je ne connais pas les dossiers de mes patients et j'en passe... Merci pour votre avis, mais je suis désolée de vous apprendre que si, je connais mes dossiers, et que si je m'intéresse à mes patients et que d'ailleurs depuis le début de ma formation infirmière c'est une qualité que j'ai que les patients apprécient énormément : le fait que je sois à l'écoute ! Cependant, oui je n'ai pas regardé l'âge de la maman, et quand je suis entrée dans la chambre et que j'ai vu le papa et le nouveau-né allongés sur le lit, et cette dame assise dans le fauteuil, j'ai cru que la maman était partie au toilette (comme ça arrive très souvent) alors oui, j'ai manqué de tact j'aurai peut être du me renseigner sur l'âge (et même... même avec son âge je pense que j'aurai fais la gaffe sachant que cette femme ne fait pas du tout son âge !) ou demander d'une autre façon ! Cela arrive à tout le monde, je pense qu'il n'y a rien de grave. Pour ce qui est de connaitre les dossiers, je les connais. Je savais que cette maman avait accouché la nuit précédente, et que le petit et elle étaient tout deux en bonne santé. Alors désolée de vous décevoir mais je ne suis pas une mauvaise personne qui ne connait pas ses patients et qui arrivent avec ses gros sabots dans une chambre :-) De plus, je suis ouverte d'esprit, je n'ai fais de jugement nul part ! Que la mère soit plus âgé que le père ou le contraire, je m'en fiche complètement ! J'ai simplement posté cette VDM car sur le coup je me suis retrouvée bien bête et car lorsque nous en avons reparlé avec les parents, nous avons bien rigolé ! Je vous souhaite à tous une bonne soirée :-)