By grossbe - 26/09/2013 13:28 - France - Montpellier
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1 )"Comme ma VDM n'a pas été validé , Je vais mettre une croix rouge sur toutes les vôtres , allez bien vous faire enculez !"
2)"Aujourd'hui, je veut écrire une VDM mais on répond quel n'est pas accepter a cause de faute d'ortographe. Je suis professeur de français. VDM"
3)"Aujourd'hui, je passe l'après midi avec mon petit ami. Lorsque celui si prend mon portable pour regarder mes photos, il se retrouve avec de l'excrément sur les doigts. J'aurais jamais du aller au toilette avec. VDM"
---> Grosse dégeul*sse ! ^_^
4)"mon chien a mange med devoire pour mon intéro"
5)"jetait chez le fils du copine ma mere et il ma demander de dormir chez lui jai dit que ma mere etait en vacances et quelle voulai passer du temps avec moi et dans la journee javais demander a ma mere de dormir chez mon meilleure ami elle ma dit non elle veut rester avec moi et sa copine cetait oui."
---> o.O pas compris....
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Pour ceux que ça choque, tant pis, je m'en moque plutôt. Je ne vois pas en quoi cette VDM n'aurait pas sa place ici, enfin bref. Et je dois dire que sur le moment j'ai trouvé ça plutôt comique, enfin, la façon dont il m'a sorti cela, avec un grand sourire, genre "C'est cool :D". Après ça reste un enfant de 9 ans.. J'en ai parlé avec la mère, elle m'a dit que sur le moment il ne s'en était pas rendu compte et ne s'en ai toujours pas rendu compte. ^^