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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-maurice-montcouronne
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By doukiwhite - 25/10/2013 23:07 - France - Paris
Salut ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord, merci à ceux qui l'ont modéré :) Je voudrai préciser que si j'ai posté cette anecdote, je ne l'ai pas vécu personnellement. (En effet, comme je l'ai indiqué sur mon profil, je n'ai que 14 ans. À mon âge, rares sont celles (et ceux) qui forment des employés ^^) C'est ma tante, caissière de son état, qui a raconté cette petite histoire au cours d'un repas de famille il y a quelques semaines. Elle n'a pas de compte VDM, je me suis donc permis (pitié ne me frappez pas :P) de la publier. @mariechan : Une VDM similaire a-t-elle été postée ? Si c'est le cas, je suis désolée... En tout cas, cette VDM est une situation vécue, peut-être par plusieurs personnes. Keep calm and make cookies !
By Viedemerde - 08/01/2015 07:35 - France - Colombes
By bim - 11/01/2015 17:09 - France - Antibes
Ok je vois qu'il a besoin de précisions : Oui mon train a percuté un troupeau de bovins entre Roanne et Lyon, et c'est l'annonce SNCF elle-même qui a utilisé ce terme, et l'a même inscrit sur le justificatif qu'il m'ont fournie a l'arrivée ! J'ai pris des photos, j'ai même compté 6 animaux morts sur les voies, c'est vraiment pas beau a voir. Aux admins : je n'ai pas pris le temps de m'identifier pour poster la vdm, la connexion internet depuis l'iphone entre Roanne et Lyon était plus que mauvaise, voulez-vous mon justificatif SNCF vous aussi ?