L'étalon
By Ewan26 - 22/04/2009 20:22
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
By Ewan26 - 22/04/2009 20:22
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Pour ma défense, cette personne, un an auparavant, avait été enceinte et je pensais qu'elle l'était de nouveau. Hum... J'avoue que je me suis fait chambrer après qu'elle soit sortie à son étage. Promis, je ne recommencerai plus :-)
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By Lynks35 - 21/10/2009 09:16
Salut à tous, Tout d'abord, je garanti l'authenticité de cette anecdote. C'était il y a longtemps déjà, du temps où j'étais encore célibataire, endurci. Effectivement, rien ne prouve que c'est une rupture, mais quand on a une petite vingtaine d'année, pas de copine, et désespéré par cette situation, la seule interprétation qu'on donne à ce message est la rupture. Quel que soit les intentions de l'expéditeur de ce billet, mon impression première est celle décrite... Je vous rassure, cela ne m'a pas poussé au suicide, je l'ai pris à la légère et on en a bien ris avec mes potes. Les plus pragmatiques me diront "pourquoi ne l'as tu pas rappelé alors? Au moins, tu es sur qu'elle est célibataire...". Et bien la réponse de circonstance dans ce genre de situation, le classique "à qui ais-je l'honneur je vous pris?" est resté sans réponse. Dommage, encore de long mois à dormir sur la béquille...