By seebyd - 15/08/2013 10:22 - France - Paris
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Le quota
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Ma déclaration
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Leconte est bon ?
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je vais donner quelques précisions et répondre à certaines questions que vous vous posez. Je suis une femme de 29 ans et je suis titulaire d'un Master. Je vis seule dans un apartement (donc pas aux crochets de mes parents). J´ai un travail qui me convient. Je sais que ça partait d'une bonne intention mais les rapports entre ma mère et moi étant ce qu'ils sont et sa maladresse étant assez blessante, j'avais envie de le partager. Voilà!
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By Erminegottaux - 04/09/2013 08:55 - France - Wasselonne
Coucou (ou plutôt recoucou) tout le monde, je suis l'auteur de la vdm. J'ai crée un compte parceque vous m'avez tous bien fait rire ! (ce qui ne règle malheureusement pas le problème de ma digestion difficile...) Je tiens aussi à dire que je suis passée chez le médecin qui m'a prescrit deux médicaments dont un lavement qui ne font malheureusement pas effet... Merci à tous ceux qui m'ont filé des conseils, jvais tester le jus de pruneaux ( ça à pas l'air super bon mais vu au point où j'en suis...) Ah oui au fait, j'ai carrément eu peur en me réveillant que justement mon rêve soit comme la légende du rêve du pipi où on se reveille avec les draps mouillés mais heureusement mon transit est trop bloqué. De plus c'est la deuxième fois depuis le début de la semaine que je fais un rêve du genre. RDM, rêve de merde ?