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>>Exercice : complétez les mots suivants : S*XE B*ISER P*NIS SU*ER JOU*R SAL**E. Oui, vous avez deviné : c'est moi sur la deuxième photo. Les personnes les plus importantes dans ma vie : mon père, maire, mon frère, masseur, mon oncle (une tante) et Carlito, le gamin de quatorze ans que j'emploie pour me faire des pizzas au fromage. ...bon OK, il y a un moment où j'ai dit n'importe quoi. En effet, je n'ai pas mis ma vraie date de naissance. Puis mon pseudo est à moitié faux : je ne suis pas grosse. PS : attention à vous : les "AH chaque fois", "OH moins" et autres "EH alors" me donnent des envies subites de ligoter leurs auteurs et de les mordre aux orteils jusqu'à ce que la douleur les conduise au trépas. Vous êtes prévenus. PPS : au millième Miaou, je rends... dans le sac prévu à cet effet. >>Solution de l'exercice : si vous n'avez pas trouvé les mots SAXE, BRISER, PUNIS, SUPER, JOUER et SALADE, vous avez de sérieuses lacunes en vocabulaire.

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