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By caddie - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Bordeaux
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By caddie - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Bordeaux
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By Schnitzel - 06/09/2013 10:57 - France - Colmar
Bonjour bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! (ouais la seule fois de ma vie où ma VDM est validée, ben j'oublie de me connecter sur mon compte :D) Eh non je n'étais pas bourrée. Pire encore : j'étais au jus d'orange.... J'ai juste une mémoire de poisson rouge ! Et un crâne bien endolori de ce fait. Et pour répondre à certains, en effet il n'a pas du me reconnaître car avec et sans lunettes de mouche c'est plutôt radical :p
By est allée faire ses courses - 06/09/2013 17:02 - France
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By atchoum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Torcy
Holà! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et c'est ma toute première publiée! Quand j'ai vu ça, j'ai dansé sur mon lit *oui oui* :p. Alors, je dois faire un avœu. La petite en question... C'est moi! Et oui. Lors de la rentrée, les médias en parlaient forcément, et je voyais plein de petits pleurer pour leur première rentrée. J'ai donc demandé à ma mère si ça avait été le cas pour moi, et voilà qu'elle me raconte cette VDM ! Aucune des deux n'a pleuré, je vous rassure. 14 ans après, je suis une fille polie, mais il est vrai que j'ai du caractère et du répondant! En tout cas merci pour la validation de ma VDM et pour ces commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire pour certains :)