By Anonyme - 29/07/2013 16:17 - Belgique - Waterloo
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By Melba34 - 30/07/2013 11:43 - France
By Anonyme - 31/07/2013 17:45 - France
Oui
By nevermind - 01/08/2013 09:35 - France - Angoul
By machinbidulechouette - 01/08/2013 21:07 - France - Bart
Gifi Center
By nini9379 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Kipu - 02/08/2013 11:41 - France
By Anonyme - 02/08/2013 17:29 - France - Strasbourg
By George-Robert - 03/08/2013 15:16 - France - Toulon
By Anonyme - 03/08/2013 17:37 - France - Strasbourg
By Mierda - 04/08/2013 20:38 - France - Saint-laurent-de-neste
By declaraciones - 05/08/2013 15:37 - France - Maurecourt
By coiffhorreur - 07/08/2013 15:02 - France
By alexn009 - 08/08/2013 01:09 - États-Unis - Brainerd
By cassocial - 10/08/2013 12:50 - Malte - Gzira
cassocial tells us more.
By Fanoche - 11/08/2013 20:53 - Belgique - Brussels
Diner de cons
By Hahaoupas - 12/08/2013 00:20 - France - Paris
By fuckmario - 12/08/2013 20:16 - France - Metz
By laviemoche - 16/08/2013 16:29 - France - Pont-sainte-maxence
La force
By Lua - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Laon
Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm, Wouhouuu, c'est ma premiere VDM publiée ! ;) J'ai envie de vous apporter quelques explications supplémentaires, non pas sur la VDM car tout est dit, mais sur mon coloc', pour faire durer le plaisir : Je suis en stage à Malte pour tout l'été, en coloc' avec 3 autres étudiants. L'ambiance est sympa, les gens aussi, mais l'allemand... Ce gars est incroyable. Le "cassocial", c'est LUI !! Il faut savoir aussi qu'à Malte il y a beaucoup de cafards, qui sortent surtout le soir dans la rue. La premiere fois qu'il en a vu un, il a voulu le prendre en photo, la bestiole s'est enfuie en voyant le flash et l'allemand l'a insulté. Concernant le cafard enfermé (le pot de confiture est vide, on voit super bien à travers d'ailleurs...youpi!), une autre colocataire lui a fait la remarque que c'était cruel de faire ca et que c'était pas en accord avec ses principes de végétarien (l'allemand est végétarien), ce à quoi il lui a répondu "c'est un insecte, pas un animal". Imparable... Une autre histoire trop longue pour être postée en VDM : l'autre jour, il a acheté un gros pack de bière et a tenté de le faire rentrer tel-quel dans le frigo. La porte ne fermant pas ( car le pack est trop gros) il a forcé, puis voyant que ca ne fonctionnait pas, il a placé une chaise devant la porte du frigo pour la tenir approximativement fermée. Ensuite, il a dit à mon autre colocataire que la porte du frigo était cassée... (... soupir) Voilà, je tenais à partager un peu de ma souffrance avec vous, 1 mois que je le supporte, lui et ses bizarreries, je devrais tenir un blog... ;)