About Clarab3522
J'aime ceux qui pleurent dans le noir quand les émotions remontent trop fort, ceux qui crient de joie, ceux qui hurlent de douleur, ceux qui doutent chaque soir et espèrent chaque matin. J'aime les gens qui se posent trop de questions.
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  • Binkie

    You agreed with your own post. Nice.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Verified

    You are certified FML now
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    0%
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    0%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    0%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    8%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    6%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    2%
  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
    0%
  • One of us!

    Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
    20%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    10%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    6%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    30%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    31%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    26%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    9%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    4%
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