By pimpinella - 07/09/2014 12:55 - France - Nice
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Happy month-versary
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This isn't what should be happening
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Inception
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One more and it's business time
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I like your style
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I moderated this!
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What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 kick-ass comments
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A new thumb
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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
YDI Master
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Capwoman's favorite FMLs
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Célibattante
By cracotte - 12/09/2014 09:35 - France
Vous auriez pu me prévenir !
By Bozzo - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
Nouvel assouplissant ?
By Yakuza - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
Rends-moi ça !
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Courageux et respectueux
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Disneyland dans ma tête
By Princesse - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By vazaha - 19/09/2014 15:34 - Madagascar
vazaha tells us more.
Salut tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Tout d'abord, merci de l'avoir validée, quelle fierté !! :D Maintenant, un peu plus de détails sur cette "mésaventure". Je ne suis pas en vacance à Madagascar, j'y vis, et ce depuis bientôt 8 ans. Alors croyez moi ce genre de péripétie on connaît ;) . Nous étions partis en brousse pour un profiter d'un long week-end, qui fut super au passage. Le matin du départ, mon frère ayant été malade toute la nuit précédente, on a commandé une menthe à l'eau pour ce dernier. Alors oui, aujourd'hui on sait que cette formulation n'est pas correcte ici, de même qu'une "eau à la menthe" comme certains ont proposé. On sait dorénavant qu'il faut demander "un sirop de menthe à l'eau". Bref, je vous laisse imaginer nos têtes quand on a vu l'assiette de feuilles de menthe. Même notre ami malgache était plié de rire. On a été patient car ici, c'est le pays du "Mora-mora", en gros : "doucement-doucement", on apprend à attendre et à s'armer de patience. Mais malgré ce genre de surprise, on adore ce pays ;)
Beurk
By commeuneodeurbizarre - 20/09/2014 15:21 - France - Pechbonnieu
C'est tendance
By Moyens-du-bord - 22/09/2014 18:20 - France - Lezennes
By kaz a dit... - 24/09/2014 17:22 - Belgique
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM !! Pour la petite histoire, ça s'est passé il y a quelques années, j'avais 18 ans et ce n'était pas une erreur de manip' ! Hé oui, mon ex avec qui je suis restée quand même 2 ans, avait un courage inouï... Il est même venu me dire bonjour alors que je n'avais pas encore appris la 'nouvelle', sans avoir la décence de me l'annoncer, et il s'est vite éclipsé pour aller aider mon père comme cetait prévu (sans lui dire non plus évidemment). Imaginez mon incrédulité après ça en allumant mon ordi ! ;) Bref vous l'avez compris, ce n'était pas une grosse perte, mais je lui dois quand même cette VDM alors sans rancunes ! ;)