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By vomicieux - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Saint-nicolas
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By anonyme - 21/05/2009 21:39
Non ce n'est pas fake... :( Je ne le harcelais pas (quand je le fais ça donne un appel tout les quarts d'heures :s mais j'ai arrêté, promis.. lorsque j'ai enfin compris pourquoi mon ex ne me supportait plus :s) Mais il est vrai que c'était la deuxième fois de la journée que je l'appelais, étant donné qu'il n'a plus de crédit... Et que la dernière fois qu'on s'était parlé (2 jours auparavant) on a eu un petit accrochage car on s'était pas compris... (trop de différences, pas toujours très simple...) #2 > Bin, il y a encore quelques jours il disait trop tenir à moi, qu'il voulait pas me perdre, et qu'il était dégouté d'être tombé amoureux... :s Heureuse que ça vous fasse rire, ça fait passer le tout ^^