About Eilinae
Je t'observe... Je te vois... tu es en train de ... t'essuyer aux toilettes -_-'. Bon... Et tu sais comment je le vois? A travers le trou dans le mur, tu verras un point au loin... C'est pas moi. Tu sais ton voisin? Connais-tu la sœur de la tante du chien de l'arrière grande cousine ? Ben c'est pas moi non plus. Regarde le pire film d'horreur de tous les temps... tu vois le monstre? Regarde derrière. Tu vois l'autruche? Regarde en dessous. Je crois que tu as compris. Je suis la mouche qui tourne autour de la crotte de l'autruche ! A par ça, ben... rien.
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Eilinae's favorite FMLs
By SebbouLaLooooZe - / Tuesday 5 July 2016 20:20 / France
By Garc - / Tuesday 5 July 2016 16:55 / France - Grenoble
By Miss_Cascada / Friday 1 July 2016 17:28 / France - Le Sourn
By Juvamiine / Wednesday 29 June 2016 20:37 / France
By Baichi / Monday 27 June 2016 22:59 / France - Brioux