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By grandrieu - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By grandrieu - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By MissUnivers - 05/10/2014 19:31 - Mayotte
Bonjour je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ( c'est pas le même pseudo parce que postant pour la première fois une VDM je me suis rendue compte après que je n'était pas connecté) Déjà, waouh j'ai été publié !!! Et vos commentaires mon bien faire rire parce que oui le stress passé j'en rigole. Alors, j'apporte un peu plus de précision, j'attendais au bord de la route une amie (donc le gars ne peut pas savoir où j'habite) et une moto passe avec 2 gars dessus, ils me qualifient d'un "psssiiiit, hé hé" mais ça m'a pas inquiété parce qu'ils sont du mauvais coté de la route. Mais ils ont fait demi-tour là j'avoue que j'ai failli courir pour fuir mais je me suis dit qu'il valait mieux rester sur la grade route où il y a tout le temps du monde plutôt que partir vers la route de mon quartier. Il n'y avait que le gars qui était devant qui me parlait Et oui c'est très très flippant ! J'ai pas pu mettre dans mon VDM à cause du nombre de caractère mais il m'a aussi demandé si je savais ce qu'était une biffle et a voulu m'expliquer (juste par la parole heureusement !) C'est là que son copain derrière la moto a dit "on y va" et ils sont parti. Pendant tout le temps où il était là j'ai répété d'une toute petite voix "tu peux partir s'il te plaît" Et quand ils sont partis je tremblais comme une feuille. Voilà voilà
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By Anonyme - 14/03/2016 03:28 - France
Salut je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Merci pour vos commentaires, surtout ceux des matheux-philosophes (#17 et réponses associées)... je pense que ce petit a de l'avenir, avoir un raisonnement pareil à 4 ans ça m'a laissée sans voix. Ce n'était ni méchant, ni cruel, une simple question pour lui. Et pour ceux qui s'inquiète de savoir si je suis moche, il a continué la conversation en me disant que lui ne me trouvait pas "moche" et c'est pour ça qu'il ne comprenait pas que je n'ai pas d'amoureux (il se pose PLEIN de questions). Donc pour sa phrase VDM mais je trouve ça mignon au final!