By bluesjean - 03/02/2012 23:21 - France
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By bluesjean - 03/02/2012 23:21 - France
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By ely96 - 25/03/2012 06:07 - France - Francheville
By durlereveil - 30/03/2012 13:11 - France
Si je peux me permettre de compléter un peu mon histoire... Généralement quand j'entend sa porte je suis déjà à moitié réveillée par mon réveil que j'enclenche toujours..mais comme il m'est déjà arrivé de ne pas l'entendre ou de l'éteindre machinalement, disons que le grincement de la porte me sers de "sonnette d'alarme". Et c'est volontairement que nous ne grinçons pas la porte...
By Username - 21/04/2012 16:58 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 06/05/2012 12:15 - France - Orange
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By marie0910 - 02/06/2012 09:48 - France - Nancy
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de cette vdm. Après avoir dit cette énormité, il y a eu un long moment de silence et le voisin s'est mis à avoir un fou rire. C'est alors que j'ai compris ce que j'avais dit. J'ai donc rectifié en disant qu'il s'agissait d'un trou ... de mémoire. Il a finit par m'ouvrir et m'a remercié pour le fou rire que je lui avais donné !
By You - 06/06/2012 20:20 - France - Paris
By tropmoche - 07/07/2012 18:46 - France - Saint-laurent-du-var
By poupey100cible - 15/07/2012 23:15 - France - Lormont
By Scarlett62400 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
By Anonyme - 29/08/2012 19:01 - France - Le Mans
By Orwen - 05/09/2012 04:01 - France - Mulhouse
Alors déjà, j'ai 17 ans mais je n'ai pas vraiment d'expérience en matière de rencard, et ce garçon-là me plaît vraiment. Bien sûr, j'ai un peu dormi, c'est à dire 3 ou 4h par nuit (je suis habtuellement une grosse dormeuse).