By Anonyme - 09/08/2014 14:44 - France
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By anonyme - 18/08/2014 00:36 - France - Cannes
By wokayy - 22/08/2014 13:01 - France - Exincourt
Peste
By suprise - 25/08/2014 23:06 - France - Lieusaint
By Anonyme - 26/08/2014 23:20 - France - Chartres-de-bretagne
By NoLog - 29/08/2014 10:23 - France - Lons-le-saunier
By Oups775 - 31/08/2014 09:52 - France - Donnemarie
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By Anonyme - 10/09/2014 17:32 - France - Toulouse
By MoiMocheEtMechante - 11/09/2014 16:59 - France - Belbeuf
By Etpuis... - 11/10/2014 15:32 - France - Tours
By Fusionnelle - 12/10/2014 20:38 - France
By laloose1004 - 13/10/2014 08:56 - France - Vannes
Va faire un tour
By gulli et le chat - 13/10/2014 19:56 - France - Meaux
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By FranckyXIII - 15/10/2014 16:14 - Belgique - La Louvière
By Anonyme - 18/10/2014 20:01 - France - Anglet
By androïde - 20/10/2014 08:28 - France - Le Petit-quevilly
By maman_dado - 22/10/2014 07:08 - France - Tresserve
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By gilmoregirl - 22/10/2014 13:40 - France - Yvetot
Bonsoir ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM Pour commencer je suis super contente que ma vdm soit sur le site (grosse fierté en moi) Alors maintenant je vous apporte plus de précisions car c'est dur d'expliquer précisément la situation en peu de caractère. Donc tout ça s'est passé il y a une semaine lorsque j'étais en vacance dans le sud. J'étais accompagnée de ma mère et il était assez tôt (pas plus de huit heures) donc il n'y avait pas grand monde dans les rues. Quand on est arrivés à la hauteur de l'enfant ma mère m'a dit assez fort "euh c'est normal qu'il ai pas de parents?" suivit d'un "ah d'accord..." Et quand j'ai regardé dans sa direction j'ai vu l'homme accroupi derrière les buissons. Le pire c'est que mon chien voulait aller le voir ! On est donc parties morte de rire en se disant qu'il y avait quand même des sans-gênes. Voilà pour la petite histoire, en tout cas certains de vos commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire. Voilà voilà bonne soirée à tous