Bim bam boum
By UCMK - 13/11/2008 10:21
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By UCMK - 13/11/2008 10:21
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By Patsab - 19/01/2009 12:43
Merci à tous pour vos commentaires sympa. Ma fille s'appelle Elsa, et, oui, elle a un bon petit caractère, bien trempé. Surtout avec son papa qu'elle adore et qu'elle fait véritablement tourner en bourrique ! Le papa s'est, bien entendu, retrouvé tout benêt, complètement con devant la répartie de sa fille ! Mais qu'est ce qu'on a ri ! Elsa a tout simplement reproduit quelque chose qu'elle a vu ; j'ai l'habitude de leur expliquer les choses les yeux dans les yeux, en me mettant à leur hauteur, et en leur prenant le menton comme elle l'a fait pour expliquer les choses de la vie à son papa. Et, pour les inconditionnels de la télé, promis, on ne regarde pas Super Nanny à la télé ! Bises à tous, à bientôt !
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By Timtom - 09/05/2009 13:45
Bonjour, bonjour ! Le hamster a survécu et maintenant c'est moi qui m'en occupe. Suite à son passage en essoreuse, il a l'air de se croire dans un autre monde et ne marche plus très droit, mais arrive maintenant à retrouver son bol de nourriture sans se prendre les parois de la cage dans la figure toutes les 3 secondes.