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By cougouar petit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By cougouar petit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Fifi - 29/06/2013 16:35 - Suisse - Prilly
By Amazingrussian - 30/06/2013 09:59 - France - Caen
By Tigrou - 04/07/2013 23:51 - France - Grand Champ
By Flunchy - 05/07/2013 23:17 - France - Laventie
Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Tout vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire mais rassurez vous, je n'ai reçu aucune lettre de licenciement mais une diminution de mes horaires !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux
By Anonyme - 09/07/2013 23:26 - France - Lyon
By FaitesDesGosses - 11/07/2013 14:08 - France
By hbd - 11/07/2013 22:11 - Côte d’Ivoire - Abidjan
By L'Aventurière - 12/07/2013 07:31 - France
By LaTeubé - 12/07/2013 23:38 - France - Suc
By fea - 13/07/2013 20:25 - France - Sergy
By Anonyme - 14/07/2013 22:02 - France
By amyly - 15/07/2013 15:14 - France - Nantes
Bonjour; Je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) En fait, il s'avère que mon copain aime bien m'embêter, du coup quand le bus est arrivé (je n'avais qu'une chaussure aux pieds) il m'a crié " vite vite " je me suis précipitée dans le bus, sans lui et sans ma chaussure... Lui était mort de rire à l'arrêt...
By edenna31 - 15/07/2013 16:08 - France - Fenouillet
By Cadet - 16/07/2013 06:10 - France - Corbeil-essonnes
By Psydonime - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By jojo - 20/07/2013 08:30 - France - Paris
By areuh - 20/07/2013 12:47 - France
By Hawk007 - 20/07/2013 21:46 - France - Noisiel
Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et oui elle à réellement 3 ans :)