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By papa-en-colère-et-ruiné - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By papa-en-colère-et-ruiné - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Mickey - 10/05/2013 16:28 - France
By Francis - 12/05/2013 17:56 - France - Quesnoy-sur-de
By elraclo - 17/05/2013 09:15 - France - Paris
By popov - 18/05/2013 02:56 - Nouvelle-Zélande - Porirua
By fluofluo - 18/05/2013 19:34 - États-Unis
By lrav - 21/05/2013 23:51 - France - Nancy
By polar31 - 24/05/2013 12:44
By Tweeny49 - 26/05/2013 11:27 - France - Lanester
By Lucie032 - 26/05/2013 18:02 - France - Villejuif
By Anonyme - 26/05/2013 21:33
By julien - 26/05/2013 22:14 - France - Saint-max
By TakTak - 27/05/2013 22:57 - Pologne - Cracow
By pianozig - 29/05/2013 02:41 - Guadeloupe - Bouillante
By kmila - 29/05/2013 12:03 - Suisse - Geneva
By ohmerdlahonte - 29/05/2014 17:11 - Liban
By jetaime76 - 30/05/2013 15:24 - France - Maromme
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Lors du nettoyage du grenier, c'était bel et bien de la bouse de vache qui s'étalait sur le sol. J'ai eu l'explication un peu plus tard. Mon frère, qui était un peu énervé contre moi, avait envie de "m'embêter" (pour éviter tout jeu de mot moisi), et a rependu de la bouse dans le grenier pour me gêner dans mon nettoyage. Mais l'idée de la vache volante était quand même sympa !
By mariely - 31/05/2013 01:26 - France - Fleury-les-aubrais
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ;) Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. pour répondre à certains commentaires , j'ai déjà travaillé avec des collégiens ça ne me fait pas peur ;)
By Anonyme - 01/06/2013 18:15 - France - Cergy
By ShameOnMe - 03/06/2013 18:32 - France - Nouzonville
Bonjour à tous Merci d'avoir validé ma VDM. Alors cette histoire est vraie. J'ai assisté hier et aujourd'hui à une formation dans un parc. Le cadre était très agréable : forêt toute proche, rivière, carbets, poneys, oiseaux en foule, espèces rares de poules, pintades et ... paon. Il n'y a pas de paons en Guadeloupe et je ne sais pas où ils sont allés chercher celui du parc mais enfin, il était là, avec son cri rauque. Et puis d'un coup, un bruit pas possible : le paon s'attaquait à une voiture et croyez-moi, il l'a bien amochée. Ce n'était pas la mienne mais j'ai trouvé que c'était une vraie VDM et je l'ai donc raconté. Pour info, le pauvre monsieur à qui c'est arrivé a garé sa voiture très loin ce matin. Voilà. Et chapeau pour vos commentaires. Certains sont très drôles.