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Hahaha non mais je vous rassure je ne suis pas "sacrément bordélique" mais je suis pas non plus une desperate housewife ! Quoi que des fois je me demande...
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By cachemaman - 01/05/2013 19:35 - France - Montauban
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Bonjour/Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Tout d'abord merci d'avoir validé ma VDM, je vais pouvoir mourir en paix (pour faire original). Je voulais apporter quelques détails après avoir lus vos commentaires, non ma mère n'est pas contre le fait que je couche avec mon copain et quand je lui ai demandé pourquoi elle était sous mon lit, elle m'a répondu : "Je dépoussiérais sous le lit", mouais... Ça reste à prouver!
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By Marie_flower - 21/06/2014 08:25 - France - Douai
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Hello,je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée! Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire,et d'autres moins. Non mon père n'est pas schizophrène ,il a juste beaucoup d'humour et qui aime faire rire sa "fifille chérie" x) Je vois que maintenant mon père est adoré de tous ,mais attention c'est chasse gardée haha! Continuez vos jeux de mots dessus,j'adore ça ! :)
Ma femme n'est pas un boudin, mon boucher n'est pas simplet, c'est juste une coïncidence amusante... LooooL