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By wondermaman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
See, one of you was right.
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By wondermaman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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Bonjour à tous.. Je suis l'auteur(e?) de cette VDM et l'auteur(e?) de cet enfant....A tous ceux qui s'indignent (justement ou pas, pas grave), je voulais juste préciser qu'il m'avait fait bien marrer, et que ce n'est qu'un juste retour des choses, avec tous les surnoms qu'on lui affuble avec son papa depuis son enfance..(j'ai d'ailleurs hâte à sa puberté pour en trouver de nouveaux!!!). L'humour et la dérision font partie de notre famille, et quel délice de savoir que nous l'avons transmis à nos lardons. Sinon, il est sympa!!!!!! ;-)
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By Anonyme - 04/06/2014 17:14 - France - Saint-di
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Pour commencer , vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. J'ai un peu modifié la réalité pour la VDM, l'artiste en question n'est pas ma soeur mais une de mes meilleures amies, c'était l'année dernière, en cours, et comme souvent on s'ennuyait, elle a donc pris mon agenda et en a fait un chef-d'oeuvre . Ca a fait rire beaucoup de monde (mes parents beaucoup moins) mais j'ai trouvé l'idée marrante et j'ai gardé mon agenda toute l'année ;)