Meloujoy

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Socialite

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Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Beginner

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50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Tell us what happened next

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Tweet, tweet

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50 quality comments

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I liked to the power of 20

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Picture this FML

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I’m your new creative director

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The rules are the rules

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The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Meloujoy's favorite FMLs

Monsieur Gordon tells us more.

Déjà, merci pour les conseils, à toutes et à tous. Merci aussi pour les remarques plus perfides, j'admets volontiers que j'ai parfois besoin d'un coup de pied au cul. :D Et si je suis du genre à prévoir beaucoup de choses, étudier les possibilités, préparer mes répliques ou mes actions, je constate que certains ont des plans encore plus tordus (quoi que...) que les miens ! D'habitude ça fonctionne (globalement), mais c'est en face d'elle que je perds tous mes moyens... Et mes mots, donc. J'ai pas trop confiance en moi à la base, mais là, impossible de la regarder si elle a les yeux sur moi, c'est à dire souvent; je devrais prendre ça comme un compliment, et lui rendre son regard, mais je fais l'inverse. Au final, je lui fais passer le message inverse de celui que je voudrais... ... Mais bon, faut que je surmonte ça. Je sais pas encore comment, mais j'ai pas envie d'aller acheter mes Pim's un jour et qu'elle ne soit plus là. J'essayerai de vous tenir au courant. :D

gimmeawall tells us more.

Oui, c'est sûr que je connais ma note --' Enfin, avec un peu de chance, je peux avoir 0.5 pour le papier, quoi... Juste, étant donné que la prof a encore la feuille, je vous donne seulement la traduction française que nous avions fait avant de la traduire (minablement) au traducteur google : Mr Churros rencontre un écureuil. Il lui demande l'air amusé Mais l'écureuil lui répond Mr Churros a-t-il toujours mal à l'anus ? Bref, non seulement ça ne rimait pas, mais en plus c'était franchement mauvais. Et assez horrible. ^^ C'était juste un mauvais délire de lycéens idiots qui ne veulent pas faire leur espagnol, mais le pire quand même, c'est que je m'étais ensuite décarcassé pour faire un vrai poème à rendre, et que j'étais fière de ce que j'avais prévu.... (Oui, pour ceux qui se demandent "pourquoi la blague mauvaise sur le pâté ?", je réponds qu'on devait faire 6 vers) Au moins ça vous aura fait rire (plus que moi quand j'aurai ma note --')

PanterA tells us more.

J'ai des cheveux à mi chemin entre mi-longs et longs, mais je crois qu'on voit du premier coup d'oeil que je suis un garçon (musculature développée et barbe). La rage, n'empêche. Souffrant un peu d'un manque d'affection plus qu'évident du fait que je n'attire nullement pas la gente féminine, ça me fait chier que la première fois que je me fasse draguer se passe ainsi. Enfin, ce vieux bonhomme a eu de la chance. Il aurait pu tomber sur un homophobe violent. Moi je me suis juste barré rapidement. ^^"