By HakunaMatata - 17/12/2013 15:48 - France - Strasbourg
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
By HakunaMatata - 17/12/2013 15:48 - France - Strasbourg
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Hey, salut tout le monde :) je suis l'auteure de la VDM. J'ai pas lu tous les commentaires mais comme sur chaque VDM y'en a des bien rigolos, et d'autres moins. Je vais essayer d'expliquer un peu mieux ce qui m'est arrivé ^^ (enfin, ce que j'ai fais subir à mon copain). On venait tout juste de se disputer, par téléphone bien sûr. Et vu que je fais parti de ces gens qui s'énervent très (très très) vite et qui réagit au quart de tour je n'ai pas pu m'empêcher de lui raccrocher au nez. C'est pas la première fois que ça nous arrive, il y en eu beaucoup. Après, comme vous le savez, j'ai regretté et vous connaissez la suite ! Je me suis immédiatemment confondue en excuses, et il a débarqué chez moi, a fouillé mon téléphone (peut-être être qu'il espérait trouver le nom ou les messages d'un quelconque amant) et n'a rien trouvé. J'ai essayé tant bien que mal de lui expliquer. Le pauvre, il était totalement déboussolé il ne savait plus quoi croire. C'est encore un peu tendu mais notre couple a survécu, des disputes et des décisions prises sur un coup de tête il y en aura d'autres ! Je suis quand même contente que ma VDM ait été validée, peut-être que dans quelques années on racontera tout ça à nos enfants et on en rira. Après, c'est clair que je ne passe pas pour la meilleure des copines ou même des femmes avec cettz VDM, mais j'assume entièrement. Bonne (fin de) journée à tous ! :)