Le malaise
By LeGrandpoué - 07/04/2008 19:30
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By LeGrandpoué - 07/04/2008 19:30
By Mary - 08/04/2008 17:53
By Darkwilly - 10/04/2008 14:22
By turlu77 - 21/04/2008 14:17
By Albert06 - 21/04/2008 15:28
By manulelyonnais - 27/04/2008 19:44
c'est une VDM car elle est méga belle, très séduisante, elle raconte souvent des blagues cochonnes, elle parle souvent de sexe au téléphone avec sa meilleure amie (véridique), bref elle n'a pas de complexe. Mais là, c'était une invitation, mais pour tondre réellement la pelouse. Elle est mariée et maman. Même si elle me plaît, je ne ferais rien juste pour ça. C'est une VDM car c'est à ce moment-là que je me suis dit que j'avais vraiment l'esprit mal tourné, mais on est tous comme ça, tout le monde aurait pensé comme moi dans une telle situation.
By Fanny - 29/04/2008 09:08
By Dina - 09/05/2008 22:19
By Viking56 - 12/05/2008 13:58
le pire c'est qu'elle le sait sûrement que je l'aime pas mais elle pense avoir sa chance :S
By journuit - 17/06/2008 12:51
By Babay0ga - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Juliette - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Anonyme - 23/07/2008 15:13
By Félix - 24/07/2008 20:37
By premièrefois - 31/08/2008 20:40
By Miss-catas - 19/09/2008 12:22
By soho - 07/10/2008 21:02
By Crescendoll - 09/10/2008 18:00
Si, c'est une VDM, en Belgique tu vas sur le site de ta banque et tu as le droit de faire une carte personnalisée. Vous ne me croyez pas ? Allez sur le site de Dexia, vous regardez en bas à droite dans la rubrique "services en ligne" et c'est écrit "carte perso". Je viens d'ailleurs de découvrir grâce à ma VDM que les autres banques font ça aussi.
By Jane - 15/10/2008 17:56
By nenette33 - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Pour info, nous nous sommes séparés. (Ce qu'il ne faut pas faire...)