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By fantomette - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You are now a certified FML member
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By fantomette - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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By ahbon - 01/12/2016 16:53
Hey! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (je suis très étonnée de la voir acceptée d'ailleurs mais c'est une bonne surprise ^_^). Merci pour vos petits commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rigolé! Pour ceux qui veulent des précisions, je suis amicalement surnommée ainsi car je passe réellement inaperçu (je ne fais peu/pas de bruit, je suis très très timide, je me déplace très vite en silence...) et qui plus est j'ai un goût prononcé pour les habits noirs donc ce petit sobriquet était tout trouvé! Quant à ma mère je pensais qu'elle allait tout de suite comprendre vu qu'elle s'était intéressée au Japon au point d'apprendre le japonais! Mais elle m'a avoué avoir eu cette confusion quand un de mes petits cousins lui avait demandé, lors d'une visite dans un aquarium, s'il y avait des tortues ninja dans un des magasins de l'aquarium avec les figurines d'autres petits animaux, donc et elle était partie du principe qu'une tortue Ninja était une cousine aux tortues Luth et aux tortues de mer ^_^ Heureusement j'ai pu combler cette petite lacune! Allez pour fêter ça, rien ne vaut une bonne pizza! ;)