By beatroce - 30/05/2009 22:49
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j'ai un snap pour montrer de jolies photos de moi: Maxgirardin
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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The return of the thumb
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Voldenez's favorite FMLs
By azol - 19/07/2009 19:45
azol tells us more.
By inconnu!! - 17/08/2009 22:27
Improvisé
By Clara - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Mince alors
By zooey - 07/10/2009 10:34
By limafoune - 20/10/2009 12:44
limafoune tells us more.
Je suis toulousaine et si la blague avait été version cassoulet et accent bobof du sud-ouest, je crois que ça m'aurait tout autant fait rire. On peut aimer sa région et avoir de l'humour....non ?
Perdu
By adieuvelib - 22/10/2009 10:37
By McGo - 23/10/2009 16:37
C'est cadeau !
By La cuisiniaire - 29/10/2012 11:34
By falzarde - 02/11/2009 10:12
By Inconnu - 07/11/2009 15:20
By winneuse29 - 29/11/2009 22:57
By Palpatine - 04/12/2009 17:18
Palpatine tells us more.
#30 Elle s'en est pas mal tirée... ce qui n'est pas le cas de la portière couverte de griffures faites avec un chapelet.^^ C'est rare de renverser quelqu'un à l'arrêt... # 9 et #33 Ca s'est passé en Belgique, dans un bled paumé. Rien à voir avec l'accident à Luçon dont je n'étais même pas au courant.^^ Merci aux autres pour les commentaires positifs. ;-)
By Guitaryves - 08/12/2009 18:19
By Eragon2 - 14/01/2010 14:08
Eragon2 tells us more.
ça peut mettre un peu de piquant dans une relations les lieux publics ;). Bref, refroidi, pas du tout, au contraire braver l'interdit est quelque chose de très excitant =). j'attends avec impatience ma prochaine rencontre avec mon peut-etre futur beau père ^^.
By flipower' - 28/04/2010 16:52
La fièvre
By Hum... - 14/06/2010 16:12 - France
By marredufoot - 22/06/2010 20:00 - France
Long
By CouineMum - 29/06/2010 08:33 - France
By pasdebol - 21/03/2008 10:49
Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).