La faim des haricots
By pffft - 30/01/2009 17:43
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By pffft - 30/01/2009 17:43
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Ben, c'est nul a dire...mais j'ai raconté la vérité...je suis pas un grand menteur. Et pour ceux qui prennent la peine de m'avertir sur les dangers de couvrir un radiateur (merci, au passage), rassurez-vous, il n'était pas directement dessus, mais assez près pour bien chauffer.