By Laloose - 01/08/2018 11:40 - France - Asni?res
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j'avais 16 ans j'etais en jeune sapeur pompier je suis ensuite passer volontaire et j'ai été radiée pour cela ... et les test extérieur ne sont pas acceptés chez les pompiers seul le test du médecin de la caserne principal
By Marie-Anne - 02/04/2019 09:46
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Hello hello, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, alors voilà le contexte: long story short ! Une histoire d'Amour "orgasmythique" au début. Après plusieurs mois il me dit "Tu es merveilleuse mais c'est fini. Tu mérites mieux". Je n'y ai pas cru, j'ai voulu le revoir. Il m'a invité à dîner chez lui (nous étions seuls chez lui ;)) me précisant qu'il ne voulait pas que "ça dérape" car il n'avait pas changé d'avis. Moi très amoureuse, après le repas j'ai voulu lui faire un câlin. Il a bien voulu qu'on fasse l'amour (j'ai pas eu à beaucoup insister non plus, on est trèèèès loin du viol ou du rapport non consenti !!) à la "condition" qu'il n'ait pas d'orgasme, pour rester (un minimum) cohérent avec lui-même... Sauf qu'il y a des moments où on ne contrôle pas tout et là c'est le drame, il a fini par jouir. (pour les curieux, ce n'était pas un éjaculateur précoce et je n'ai pas eu à m'exciter "comme une malade" ;)) Le lendemain je reçois ce message mémorable me disant que je n'ai aucun respect pour lui car il a jouit "contre sa volonté" alors qu'il m'avait dit qu'il ne voulait pas avoir d'orgasme. D'où la goûte "d'eau" qui a rendu la rupture définitive et sans appel, on ne touche pas au respect !! Bref, quand on vous dit que c'est F.I.N.I, tout ce que vous ferez sera retenu contre vous, même si vous n'écoutez que votre coeur et que vous vous investissez "corps" et âme ;)