By Compote - 03/07/2009 09:07
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Je suis assez petite :/ . Je rigole beaucoup . Parfois de trop .
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Bluejeanss's favorite FMLs
By GroundControl - 03/07/2009 14:16
GroundControl tells us more.
By Camille-paupiette - 05/07/2009 21:13
Sensualité
By Ygorr - 06/07/2009 08:02
Fallait pas quémander
By lance - 08/07/2009 12:59
Ah oui, c'est vrai…
By ELparano - 08/07/2009 14:47
Ma déclaration
By Bananuphe - 08/07/2009 19:40
By Kanye - 09/07/2009 14:37
Puissant !
By mr.propre - 15/07/2009 22:25
C'est pas ce que tu crois
By Adeline - 16/07/2009 21:40
By H0mer - 17/07/2009 17:21
By FIu - 17/07/2009 19:49
By eas - 18/07/2009 14:11
Astuce parentale
By limy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By azol - 19/07/2009 19:45
azol tells us more.
Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).
By trojanette77 - 22/07/2009 12:30
Ne tapez pas vos enfants
By FunCrazyBOY - 24/07/2009 18:12
By vilain - 25/07/2009 10:15
Soirée sympa
By vive les mecs - 26/07/2009 13:53
By saratounette - 26/07/2009 19:51
Hello ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, même si elle date un peu :) Pour répondre à vos questions : - le lieu : Paris, moi en train de monter dans le bus, et comme souvent, plein de monde à l'intérieur. Du coup je me suis retrouvée un pied dedans, un pied dehors pendant quelques secondes. - les protagonistes : un charmant SDF qui vivait en face de chez moi avec qui j'échangeais quelques mots quand je passais devant. Et moi. Et toute la ligne 91. - l'action : je sais pas trop ce qui lui est passé par la tête, mais mon gentil voisin a couru jusqu'à l'arrêt de bus après m'avoir vue y embarquer, et il m'a attrapé le pied. Il a récupéré la tong, jugé que ça pouvait être utile, et s'est barré en courant. - épilogue : je suis redescendue à l'arrêt suivant, suis rentrée chercher de quoi me chausser chez moi (j'ai laissé tomber les tongs pour quelque chose qui tenait mieux au pied, si ça peut faire plaisir aux anti-tongs). Je n'ai jamais revu mon voleur, donc pas pu connaître ses motivations. Voilà !