juzelou

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  • 90 years-old
  • Tuesday 31 December 1935
  • Single

About Juzelou

"ET QUAND JE SORS DES CHIOTS" (Jean De La Fontaine Des Chiottes, Best of Pire #8)
Choqué à vie :(

Juzelou - Followers

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Hugged!

Lessaim unehistoir...

Juzelou's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Juzelou's favorite FMLs

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NeigedeNoel 11

Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Déjà grosse surprise en la voyant publiée, car j'avais totalement zappé que j'avais posté ici ! Alors pour les commentaires : non, je ne suis pas une dégueulasse qui ne se lave jamais les cheveux! A vrai dire, je n'en ai pas tant que ça des pellicules mais bon pour la petite histoire hein ... Parfois en utilisant toujours/trop le même shampoing, mon cuir chevelu crée des pellicules, bien sur après je fais un traitement "anti-pelliculaires", ne me prenez pas pour une dégueulasse AHHA! (Vive le glamour en passant...) . Et pour les autres, je vais essayée de passer chez vous pour faire une guise de neige... Mais rien n'est gratuit, sachez-le! ahah