By ainexredneb - 03/09/2013 05:37 - Suisse
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By ainexredneb - 03/09/2013 05:37 - Suisse
By mary - 04/09/2013 17:58 - France - Compi
By Rendezmoimabinouz - 06/09/2013 15:27 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 06/09/2013 17:58 - France
By degouté06 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Nice
By fanfan - 09/09/2013 10:23 - France - Bordeaux
By SpikeArk - 10/09/2013 05:37 - France - Mondonville
By marjo0907 - 10/09/2013 07:35 - Belgique - Ath
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM =) Merci de l'avoir publiée et merci pour votre compassion! Pour répondre aux questions,la dame a +/- 65ans. Elle fait du sport pour s'entretenir un peu et je trouve ça sympa! Ça aurait été tout aussi dégue peu importe l'âge... Si elle a recraché,je pense que c'est parce qu'elle ne voulait pas boire après un inconnu justement...! Du coup j'ai évité aussi^^ Ma réaction? Ben je n'ai rien dit même si ça m'a bien énervee et que j'ai eu soif après mais j'ai eu un mélange de pitié et de respect pour cette dame qui a juste fait une erreur!...
By c0caline - 10/09/2013 21:54 - France - Paris
By bob - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Ste08 - 12/09/2013 15:29 - France
By super_gonzesse - 13/09/2013 16:40 - France - Vincennes
By Anonyme - 14/09/2013 07:19 - France - Clermont-ferrand
By Anonyme - 14/09/2013 11:17 - France - Quimper
By abracadabra - 14/09/2013 22:57 - France
By Beurk - 15/09/2013 12:24 - Guadeloupe - Pointe-
By Aragan - 15/09/2013 15:28 - France - Paris
By Juliette - 15/09/2013 19:47 - France - Bordeaux
By lilycollins - 16/09/2013 16:28 - Maroc - Casablanca
Je tiens à préciser que je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Alors OUI c'était agréable, OUI c'était utile et OUI j'ai vraiment une scoliose. 30 degrés, donc pas mal avancée et malgré mes 18 ans, mes précédents médecins n'ont jamais vérifié la courbure de ma colonne vertébrale pendant un check-up.
By Anonyme - 17/09/2013 10:42 - France - Tarbes
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je tenais à vous apporter quelques explications. Je ne connaissais pas cette fille. Au début, je ne voyais que mon ex torse nu. Il faisait de temps en temps des petits bruits, ce qui m'a mis la puce à l'oreille. Quand il a fini de me dire qu'il me quittait, il a baissé l'écran de son ordi, croyant sans doute avoir quitté Skype. Et c'est là que j'ai vu la ... fille. Mon ex m'a donc laissée en larmes dans le train pour aller au boulot.