By Mouztic - 12/12/2013 22:15 - France - Blanquefort
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Le petit détail qui tue : J'ai un escalier en bois, donc le "liquide" a traversé et a goutté dans l'escalier du dessous, en tombant sur tout ce qui était posé sur les marches de la cave. Et de temps en temps on reçoit une goutte sur la tête. Bon appétit !
By UneProf - 14/01/2014 14:24 - France - Marseille
By DroiteOuGauche - 18/01/2014 16:31 - France - Aubagne
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Coucou les copains ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et premièrement, je souhaite remercier l'équipe de l'avoir validée :') Alors, je vous explique, ce n'est pas un fake, donc, j'était à l'espace jeune de ma ville, la grosse commission m'appelle donc je part aux toilettes qui se trouvent dans un petit couloir où à l'entrée de ce dernier ce trouve une cible de fléchettes. Un de mes potes jouait et savais que j'était aux chiottes :) Je sort des toilettes quand une sacrée douleur me prends dans l'entrejambes, la fléchette maudite m'a touché :D. Il s'est excusé, je ne l'ai pas tabassé pour ceux qui se demandent et nous sommes encore amis. Bref, j'ai eu mal, j'ai encore mal, et j'aurais mal pendant une semaine, et je dois rester au lit le plus souvent possible (j'ai cours lundi ;) ). J'ai aucun bobo mais juste les c**** un peu bleues. Shuss les potos !
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Inapproprié, Docteur
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Le Zbeul
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Don Juan
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C'est mignon
By bilouute - 26/01/2014 08:05 - France - Talence
Un beau roman
By anonyme - 27/01/2014 20:27 - France - Nantes
By Coq_Jaune - 27/01/2014 23:13 - France - Asni
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :D (je n'étais pas connecté au moment où je l'ai soumise). Donc tout d'abord, mon père n'est pas un tyran... enfin un petit peu si vous pensez que prendre de l'argent pour des douches qui dépassent 5 minutes n'est pas normal (pour moi c'est n'est PAS normal). Enfin bref, il m'a toujours puni bizarrement mais là, j'ai trouve ça un peu abusé quand même et j'ai pensé que sur VDM cela ferait une drôle d'anecdote. Et apparemment j'avais raison ! :) Mon bulletin n'était pas si mauvais que ça mais j'avais quelques petits bavardages dans certaines matières alors ça ne lui a pas trop plu... Sa punition m'a beaucoup fait rire mais si j'étais un peu dégoûté au début, surtout que l'année dernière, c'est mon frère qui a mangé au moins 10 de mes chocolats (dont le 24..). On en rigolera dans quelques années et je pense qu'il me le rendra dans quelques jours. Voilà merci beaucoup d'avoir validé ! :) (c'est ma 4ème VDM publiée, je suis trop heureux) :D